Troll Chef ([info]trollchef) wrote,
@ 2004-01-04 12:10:00
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I KNOW HOW LAME I AM!!!!!!!!!!
Listen....
I know everyone is busy and yet y'all still find time to write in your journal. I know i should do the the same.
My life is very monotonous yet, I always seem to get myself involved in LEGENdARY stories. I will put this next entry(latest story)on a secure setting to protect all parties involved. So, if you are a friend that I havn't put on my list let me know b/c you should read it. If just for the lesson alone. Enjoy!!!

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[info]kingneptune
2004-01-03 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Hey! Where's the story??

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Story Story...!
[info]firning
2004-01-05 12:08 pm UTC (link)
(Stomps around in a circle chanting and grinning)

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You have the typing stick!!
[info]simianiam
2004-01-06 03:19 am UTC (link)
**yells at sky/stomps around bonfire/prays to gods for stories**

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[info]poopalicious
2004-02-09 09:34 pm UTC (link)
*Lays down a steamin' coil in yer journal*

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WooOOooOOOoo HooOOoooOOooo!!!!
[info]kingneptune
2004-09-11 06:31 pm UTC (link)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK!

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MMMMMmmmmm Mark ~
[info]allaboutaimee
2004-09-30 07:29 pm UTC (link)
So nice meeting you Mister Chef Troll...
Yourrrr the Best,
For putting us up, getting us wasted, picking us up, & feeding us.
Don't listen to that crazy old [info]kingneptune,
I don't hold my broken necklace against you at all.

*sobs silently to herself*

Come Visit L.A.! ! !

And Update Your Journal, Silly Chef ! ! !

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Re: MMMMMmmmmm Mark ~
[info]allaboutaimee
2004-11-28 11:40 am UTC (link)
Thanks for finally adding me back bull dog.
Just for that,
I might have to give you a run on the beach.

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Table Extension Day Chicken
[info]kingneptune
2004-10-02 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Dear Mister Chef,

I'm trying to tell people about the Table Extension Day Chicken, but I'm finding that my audience is full of non-believers. How can I convince them of the Glory of the Table Extension Day Chicken?

This is our story so far . . . . . .

Many Moons ago, on the very first Table Extension Day, the fine people of Graham Dining Hall were in the process of extending their tables when suddenly there appeared a Gigantic Chicken! He jumped up upon the tables and danced a Chicken Dance! Flapping his wings, clucking and pecking, he hopped from table to table to the delighted cheers of the Yogurt People.

And thus, the tradition of Table Extension Day was spawned, like a great egg layed on the dining hall tray of life. The Table Extension Chicken is now just a story, some say a myth, but the tradition lives on! And I believe that one day the Table Extension Day Chicken will return to lay eggs for all the people of Graham Dining Hall.

True Story.

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